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Funny Conversation Starters Funny conversation starters:

"Martians take you to their planet, run the typical tests, and return you to earth. They offer to erase your memory of the events or let you keep it. Which do you choose?"

"You can choose one of two houses for free. Both are perfect, except ... you have to choose between a house with termites or a house with ghosts. Which do you choose?"

"I got a fortune cookie that said I'd become a millionaire before I die. Should I rethink my ambitions?"

Want to entertain your guests, or just have a few witty sayings under your belt? Follow the links and you and your guests will be chatting it up!

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Funny Conversation Starters Conversation Starter Cards are one of our free printable party games (download by clicking here).

Our set of funny conversations starters cards are just one of the many free downloads you can get by joining the Party-zine community.

This set contains 32 cards plus one sheet where you can write in your own conversation starter questions. You can also make your own personalized conversation starters for the party you're hosting. For example, "What is the craziest thing you ever saw the birthday boy do?"

Print them onto card stock, index cards or blank business card stock. Cut them into individual cards. Place them on coffee tables or anywhere throughout your home on the night of your party.

A few conversation starters found on the free downloadable printouts are here:

Funny Conversation Starters Cards Questions for Dinner Parties and Birthday Parties:

  • An old man dressed in a black robe carrying a sickle arrives on your doorstep. He says simply, "I'm here." What do you reply?
  • You just won a million dollars and you only have a week to spend it. What will you spend it on?
  • You wake up in a wooden box and find you've been mailed to Paris. You have just $100 in you pocket. What would be first thing you'd buy?
  • Your legacy lives on: 100 years from now, people will be saying, "If it weren't for _____ (name) ________ (action), we'd all have to _________ (consequence)."
New's Years conversation starter questions to complement other New Years Eve Games:

  • What was your most memorable New Years Party?
  • What's your New Year's Resolution this year?
  • What the craziest or most ambitious New Year's Resolution you've ever accomplished?
  • If you could go anywhere this New Year where would it be?
  • Christmas is hectic...who do you relate to more: Santa Claus or the Grinch?
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Everyone at the table is stranded on a deserted island. Who would you put in charge of the rum supply?

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